The Democratic Republic of Louck Volligemonarytopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Speaker of Volligemonarytopian House with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.102 billion Louck Volligemonarytopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dove Citidal. The average income tax rate is 83.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Louck Volligemonarytopian economy, worth 561 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 181,122 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Speaker of Volligemonarytopian House to meetings with foreign heads of state, Louck Volligemonarytopian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies. Crime is totally unknown. Louck Volligemonarytopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Religious Freedom and State Agnosticism.

Louck Volligemonarytopia is ranked 145,859^th in the world and 259^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 3.10 billion capita.